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Created on 2009-05-21 10:03:53 (#20208916), last updated 2009-07-03
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BioI find the conventional idea of Heaven the most terrifying thing imaginable.
Think about it. It's this magical place you go to after you die, where you live forever and keep your personality. Sounds great, right?
But so does everybody else. Oh sure, if there's a Heaven then maybe there is a Hell, so the really vile people won't be there. But that creepy mouthbreather who lived in his mother's basement his whole life playing D&D and building model airplanes. Yeah, he'll be there.
That woman who lives next door to you, the drunk who assaults you with slurred conversation and has already told you the same story a million times? She'll be there.
Your uncle-in-law who talks about trains, just trains, over and over again, seemingly incapable of recognizing that you just don't care about trains. He's there, and he's got a lot to tell you about trains.
Every bland, boring and annoying person that ever lived a relatively clean life will be there. All of your annoying in-laws that make you loathe family gatherings will be there. Your former bosses, all of your teachers, everyone you ever had embarassing awkward sex with, all of them are there.
And you're stuck with them. For Eternity.
And I hope you like yourself. Because you're stuck with you, forever.
Think about it. It's this magical place you go to after you die, where you live forever and keep your personality. Sounds great, right?
But so does everybody else. Oh sure, if there's a Heaven then maybe there is a Hell, so the really vile people won't be there. But that creepy mouthbreather who lived in his mother's basement his whole life playing D&D and building model airplanes. Yeah, he'll be there.
That woman who lives next door to you, the drunk who assaults you with slurred conversation and has already told you the same story a million times? She'll be there.
Your uncle-in-law who talks about trains, just trains, over and over again, seemingly incapable of recognizing that you just don't care about trains. He's there, and he's got a lot to tell you about trains.
Every bland, boring and annoying person that ever lived a relatively clean life will be there. All of your annoying in-laws that make you loathe family gatherings will be there. Your former bosses, all of your teachers, everyone you ever had embarassing awkward sex with, all of them are there.
And you're stuck with them. For Eternity.
And I hope you like yourself. Because you're stuck with you, forever.
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bones, burn notice, cosmic trigger, daily show, death cab for cutie, dollhouse, fanfic, feminism, fringe, glee, hitchhikers guide, house, illuminatus trilogy, legend of the seeker, lie to me, medium, metric, mind fuck, modest mouse, neko case, philosophy, psych, the killers, the yeah yeah yeahs, weezer
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